Everybody Wants To Solve Everybody's Problems.

I've Dated Men My Age, Younger Than Me And Older. The Only Difference Is The Young Ones Are Quicker At Taking Out The Garbage.

I've Had Irish Skin From The Time I Was A Young Girl.

To Put Me Through School My Morn Had To Work, So I Was A Latchkey Kid.

I Love Children And I Love Men, But I Can't Commit To Either For The Rest Of My Life.

I Love Fast Cars... And To Go Too Fast In Them.