It's In My Blood To Be On

Bicycles Are The New Rollerblades, Talentless Is The New Talented, And I'm In Hog Heaven.

A Friend Of Mine Has A House With A Basketball Court And A Pool. The Guys Go Over And Play Basketball; I Lie By The Pool And Nap In The Sun. That Defines Me. That's Consistent With Who I Am. I Don't Pretend To Play Basketball Because I Wanna Feel Like One Of The Guys. I Wanna Lie In The Sun And Relax.

People Bring Up My Hair Quite A Bit. It's Strategically Tousled. The Flatiron Is The Key.

I'd Like To Make Time Slow Down.

I Made Simon Cowell Look Stupid Once. He Is Terrified Of Presenting So I Gave Him The Microphone And Walked Away. He Hates Interviewing People It Means The Focus Is Off Him.