I'd Like To Make Time Slow Down.

I Use Every Opportunity, Whether On My Radio Show Or On Television, To Break Stereotypes.

One Of My Favorite Things To Cook Is Fondue. I'm Swiss. It's A Great Social Meal.

Bicycles Are The New Rollerblades, Talentless Is The New Talented, And I'm In Hog Heaven.

The Only Reason I Wanted To Get One [a Star On Hollywood Boulevard Walk Of Fame] Was Because Simon Cowell Didn't Have One.

I Made Simon Cowell Look Stupid Once. He Is Terrified Of Presenting So I Gave Him The Microphone And Walked Away. He Hates Interviewing People It Means The Focus Is Off Him.