It's Harder To Be Funny From The

I Have Things That Are Strident And Confrontational, And I Have A Lot Of Things That Are Childlike And Innocent And Sort Of Sweet. So, Somewhere In Between Lies The Middle Of Me.

Hooray For Most Things!

No One Ever Says, 'it's Only A Game' When Their Team Is Winning.

I Don't Understand Why Prostitution Is Illegal, Selling Is Legal, F***ing Is Legal. So Why Isn't It Legal To Sell F***ing? Why Should It Be Illegal To Sell Something That's Legal To Give Away?

Isn’t It A Bit Unnerving That Doctors Call What They Do “practice”?