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Somewhere In The World Is A Doctor Who Is Worse Than All Other Doctors...and Someone Has An Appointment With Him In The Morning.

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I Do Something About The Weather. I Stay Home.

Baseball Is The Only Major Sport That Appears Backwards In A Mirror.