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Whenever You See The Word Cuisine Used Instead Of The Word Food, Be Prepared To Pay An Additional Eighty Percent.

I Wanted To Get A Job As A Gynecologist, But I Couldn't Find An Opening.

Regarding Local Residents Attempting To Ban Sex Shops From Their Neighborhoods: You Show Me A Parent Who Says He's Worried About His Child's Innocence And I'll Show You A Homeowner Trying To Maintain Equity.

People Who See Life As Anything More Than Pure Entertainment Are Missing The Point.

If A Painting Can Be Forged Well Enough To Fool Experts, Why Is The Original So Valuable?