It's Great To Be Back On Terra

I Don't Get A Fair Whack, I Don't Pursue Vendettas Or Punch People On The Nose.

So What I Did Was Stuff My Face With Anything Around, Any Old Rubbish, Burgers, Chocolate, Crisps, Fish And Chips, Loads Of It, Till I Felt Sick - But At Least I'd Had The Pleasure Of Stuffing My Face And Feeling Really Full.

I Will Have Failed In This If In Five Years There Are Not Many More People Using Public Transport And Far Fewer Journeys By Car. It Is A Tall Order But I Want You To Hold Me To It.

There Was Only One Punch. Tony Blair Rang Me And He Said 'are You Ok?' And I Said 'yes', And He Said 'well, What Happened?' And I Said 'i Was Just Carrying Out Your Orders. You Told Us To Connect With The Electorate, So I Did.

It's Moving In The Right Direction. It Was In Decline Under The Previous Administration.