It's Going To Be A Night Of

For Any Of You Who Don't Know, The Golden Globes Are Just Like The Oscars, But Without All That Esteem. The Golden Globes Are To The Oscars What Kim Kardashian Is To Kate Middleton. A Bit Louder, A Bit Trashier, A Bit Drunker, And More Easily Bought.

Unlike Religious People, I Look At All Religions Equally.

Your God Is The Best God. In Fact, He's The Only God. All Other Gods Are Ridiculous, Made Up Rubbish. Not Yours Though. Yours Is Real.

I've Got Three Friends That You'd Call Famous, But I'm Sure After 20 Years, Most Of My Friends Will Be Famous Or Work In Television, Because That's The Nature Of What Your Work Is. When I Was Working In An Office, Most Of My Friends Worked In Offices.

When You Get Back Into The Editing Suite In The Cold Light Of Day, The Written Stuff Is Better.