Whatever Else Is Happening, Things Are Better

I Don't See Myself As Part Of An Acting Fraternity Or A Comedy Fraternity.

You Are The Result Of Billions Of Years Of Evolution. You Will Only Live For A Few Years And Will Never Exist Again. Absolutely Beautiful

People Confuse The Subject Of The Joke With The Target Of The Joke, And They're Very Rarely The Same.

I've Always Dabbled. I've Always Nearly Written A Book, I've Always Tried Painting, I've Always Tried To Make Something Out Of Ideas, Really. It Was Never A Plan. I Never Thought, "right. First I'll Get Famous, And Then I'll Do A Book.

Next Time Someone Tells Me They Believe In God, I'll Say 'oh Which One? Zeus? Hades? Jupiter? Mars? Odin? Thor? Krishna? Vishnu? Ra?...' If They Say 'just God. I Only Believe In The One God,' I'll Point Out That They Are Nearly As Atheistic As Me. I Don't Believe In 2,870 Gods, And They Don't Believe In 2,869.