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As The Saying Goes, Bruce Jenner Is A Millionaire, And Mark Spitz Is A Dentist. It's The Wrong Sport.

It's Changed Throughout The Years, But At One Time I Was A Really Big Bubble Gum Ice Cream Fan. I'd Spit The Bubble Gum Pieces In A Cup And Then Collect Them.

If I Were To Direct An Episode, Then There Would Be No One For Me To Blame, And That's Not Any Fun. It's More About Sitting In The Back Seat And Trying To Drive.

The Basic Thing A Man Should Know Is How To Change A Tyre And How To Drive A Tractor. Whatever That Bearded Dude Is Doing On The Dos Equis Beer Commercials Sets The Bar. That's Your Guy. Every Man Should Be Aiming To Be Like Him. The Beard Is Just The Tip Of The Iceberg.

I've Always Sort Of Admired And Respected One's Ability To Be Comfortable With Other People's Discomfort Or, You Know, Their Being Comfortable Making Other People Uncomfortable.