It's Better To Create Something That Others

For Any Of You Who Don't Know, The Golden Globes Are Just Like The Oscars, But Without All That Esteem. The Golden Globes Are To The Oscars What Kim Kardashian Is To Kate Middleton. A Bit Louder, A Bit Trashier, A Bit Drunker, And More Easily Bought.

Being An Atheist Makes Someone A Clearer Thinking, Fairer Person. They [atheists] Are Not Doing Things To Be Rewarded In Heaven; They're Doing Things Because They're Right, Because They Live By A Moral Code.

Dear Religion, This Week I Safely Dropped A Man From Space While You Shot A Child In The Head For Wanting To Go To School. Yours, Science.

You Won't Burn In Hell. But Be Nice Anyway.

It's Quite Easy To Make A Load Of People Laugh, It's Often A Reflex Action, But I Think To Make Them Cry Is Harder Without Manipulating Them.