It's Better To Copulate Than Not.

Place Your Clothes And Weapons Where You Can Find Them In The Dark.

Darling, A True Lady Takes Off Her Dignity With Her Clothes And Does Her Whorish Best. At Other Times You Can Be As Modest And Dignified As Your Persona Requires.

A "critic" Is A Man Who Creates Nothing.

People Who Go Broke In A Big Way Never Miss Any Meals. It Is The Poor Jerk Who Is Shy A Half Slug Who Must Tighten His Belt.

If A Grasshopper Tries To Fight A Lawnmower, One May Admire His Courage But Not His Judgement.