Never Tease An Old Dog; He Might

Christ Was Crucified For Preaching Without A Police Permit

Money Is Truthful. If A Man Speaks Of His Honor, Make Him Pay Cash.

Nothing Of Value Is Free. Even The Breath Of Life Is Purchased At Birth Only Through Gasping Effort And Pain... The Best Things In Life Are Beyond Money; Their Price Is Agony And Sweat And Devotion... And The Price Demanded For The Most Precious Of All Things In Life Is Life Itself--ultimate Cost For Perfect Value

One Of The Sanest, Surest, And Most Generous Joys Of Life Comes From Being Happy Over The Good Fortune Of Others.

Never Trust Machinery More Complicated Than A Knife And Fork.