It's Always Bad News When You Kill

They Say Hot Dogs Can Kill You. How Do You Know It's Not The Bun?

The Difference Between Men And Women Is That Men Love The 3 Stooges, And Women Think They're Assholes.

According To A New Study, 63% Of Men Surveyed Said They Like To Settle An Argument By Having Sex. The Other 37% Of The Men Said They Would Never Want To Get Into An Argument With Those Men.

The Crime Problem In New York Is Getting Really Serious. The Other Day The Statue Of Liberty Had Both Hands Up.

If There Isn't A Parking Space Out Front Or I Can't See My Car From The Window, We're Eating Somewhere Else.