It's Always A Shock To The People

All That Means Is That It Wasn't Personal To You. But It Was Personal To Me.

I Always Say That A Successful Parent Is One Who Raises A Child So That They Can Pay For Their Own Psychoanalysis.

When Something Like This Happens, You Suddenly Have No Sense Of Reality At All. You Have Lost A Piece Of Your Past. The Infidelity Itself Is Small Potatoes Compared To The Low-level Brain Damage That Results When A Whole Chunk Of Your Life Turns Out To Have Been Completely Different From What You Thought It Was. It Becomes Impossible To Look Back At Anything That's Happened ... Without Wondering What Was Really Going On.

Getting Older Means You Don't Have To Shave Your Legs Anymore.

That's Your Problem! You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie.