It's Also A Terrible Kind Of Sentiment

I Can Remember My First One-night Stand Like It Was Yesterday. Well, Maybe Not The First. Or The Second... Or The Fifth. I'll Just Begin With What I Can Remember And Not Concern Myself With Order.

First Of All, Who Cares If People Hate You? There's Always A Guarantee That Certain People Will Dislike You. There's Never Any Guarantee That Anyone Will Like You. So If Anyone Likes You At All, You've Already Won.

I'm Always Happy To Pitch In And Do Something. Everybody Needs To Be Laughing A Little.

It's Been My Experience That People Who Make Proclamations About Themselves Are Usually The Opposite Of What They Claim To Be.

Obviously Its Nice To Give Your Time And Especially When There Is Money Being Raised. It's Rewarding.