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It's The 50th Year Of Doctor Who And Look What's Going On! We're Up In The Sky And Under The Sea! We're Running Round The Rings Of An Alien World And Then A Haunted House. There's New Cybermen, New Ice Warriors And A Never Before Attempted Journey To The Centre Of The Tardis. And In The Finale, The Doctor's Greatest Secret Will At Last Be Revealed! If This Wasn't Already Our Most Exciting Year It Would Be Anyway!

I Like Naked Women! I'm A Bloke! I'm Supposed To Like Them! We're Born Like That. We Like Naked Women As Soon As We're Pulled Out Of One... When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say "hey, Let's Cook!" He Said: "great! Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark!"... The Story Of Male Achievement Through The Ages, Feeble Though It May Have Been, Has Been The Story Of Our Struggle To Get A Better Look At Your Bottoms.

I Was Called A Misogynist Because I Was Reducing Women To Mothers. 'reducing Women To Mothers' – Now There Is Possibly The Most Anti-women Statement I've Heard.

You Could Only Draw Conclusions About My Personal Sexual Politics If You Proceed From The Assumption That I Was Presenting The Characters As The Way It Is And The Way It Ought To Be. But Both Are Clearly Defined As Deranged – It’s Love Among The Mad. He’s A Psycopath, So Is She. She’s Prepared To Throw Him To The Dogs Until He Works Out The Code, He’s Prepared To Let Her Nearly Get Executed. They’re Not Really Going To Buy A House And A Volvo Together. I’m Not Saying This Is How People Should Date!

Well, The World Is Vastly Counted In Favour Of Men At Every Level - Except If You Live In A Civilised Country And You’re Sort Of Educated And Middle-class, Because Then You’re Almost Certainly Junior In Your Relationship And In A State Of Permanent, Crippled Apology. Your Preferences Are Routinely Mocked. There’s A Huge, Unfortunate Lack Of Respect For Anything Male.