It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not

Yes It's Her Husband. She Hasn't Got Over It. Died Thirty Years Ago.

Loving Your Neighbour As Much As Yourself Is Practically Bloody Impossible? You Might As Well Have A Commandment That States,'thou Shalt Fly'.

Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

If I Can Get You To Laugh With Me, You Like Me Better, Which Makes You More Open To My Ideas. And If I Can Persuade You To Laugh At The Particular Point I Make, By Laughing At It You Acknowledge Its Truth.

He Who Laughs Most, Learns Best.