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There Are 3 Basic Differences Between We British And You Americans. One, We Speak English, And You Don't. Two, When We Have A "world Championship", We Invite Teams From Other Nations. Three, When You Meet The British Head Of State, You Only Have To Get Down On One Knee.

Most Of The Bad Taste I've Been Accused Of Has Been Generic Bad Taste; It's Been Making Fun Of An Idea As Opposed To A Person.

The One Thing I Remember About Christmas Was That My Father Used To Take Me Out In A Boat About Ten Miles Offshore On Christmas Day, And I Used To Have To Swim Back. Extraordinary. It Was A Ritual. Mind You, That Wasn't The Hard Part. The Difficult Bit Was Getting Out Of The Sack.

Years Ago We Would Have Been Burned For This. Now What I Am Suggesting Is That We've Advanced.

British Press Think Entirely In Clichés, And When They Do Come Across Creative Work, They Think That It Must Be Based On Something, Because They Don't Realize That You Can Create Things That Aren't Based On Things.