It's A New Town. The Old Elegance

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

Everybody In Hollywood Was In Around The World In 80 Days. If You Weren't, You Left Town And Made Up An Excuse.

I Was Born In The Usa, Which Many People Still Find Hard To Believe.