It's A Letdown If The Comedian Doesn't

The First, Indeed The Only, Requirement Of A Diet Is That It Should Lose You Weight Without Reducing Your Alcoholic Intake By The Smallest Degree.

The Rewards For Being Sane May Not Be Very Many, But Knowing What's Funny Is One Of Them.

Self Criticism Must Be My Guide To Action, And The First Rule For Its Employment Is That In Itself It Is Not A Virtue, Only A Procedure.

If There's One Word That Sums Up Everything That's Gone Wrong Since The War, It's Workshop. After Youth, That Is.

Laziness Has Become The Chief Characteristic Of Journalism, Displacing Incompetence.