It's A Fine Line Between Saturday Night

We Are The People Our Parents Warned Us About.

You've Been Acting Like Jesus Owes You A Favor, But He's A Little Smart For You To Fool.

Later Down The Road Of Life, I Made The Discovery That Salt Water Was Also Good For The Mental Abrasions One Inevitably Acquires On Land.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

Barmaid, Bring A Pitcher, Another Round Of Brew. Honey, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw?