It's A Fine Line Between Saturday Night

I'm Inspired By People Who Keep On Rolling, No Matter Their Age.

I'm Getting Old, Don't Wear Underwear, And I Don't Go To Church.

This Imitation Elvis May Not Be The King, But Baby I'm The Next Best Thing.

Today There Are Two Madonnas, Our Lady Of Fatima Over Here And That Woman From Michigan.

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.