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Gas Prices - It Is $6 A Gallon Here. People In L.a. Are Furious. You Can't Tell, Of Course, Because Of The Botox.

Look, There Is Nothing You Can Say About This Show That I Don't Already Know

I'm Not Aware Of Having A Creepy Laugh, But Apparently I Do.

Now, I Know Obama Was Trying To Take The Long View, But Talking About Solar Energy In The Middle Of The Oil Spill Is Like Watching Your House Engulfed In Flames And Saying, 'we Really Should Change The Curtains.'

I Freely Admit I'm Confused. I'm A Confused And Troubled Individual But At The Same Time...its Free!