I Like Naming Characters.

Dreaming Was Only Nice While It Lasted.

She's A Pot-of-tea-before-i-say-boo-to-you Woman. There's Always A Pile Of Warm Teabags In The Sink When I Come Down, Like What A Horse Would Leave Behind.

When You Grow Up On An Island, What Matters Is How You Stand To The Sea.

I've Been Asked Why Does Ireland Produce So Many Great Musicians, And The Answer Is It Doesn't. When You Count The Great Musicians Ireland Has Given The World In The Last 20 Years, You Can Do It On One Hand.

The Irish Are The Niggers Of Europe, Lads.