It Would Take Less Than A Second

If It Looks Like A Dwarf, And It Smells Like A Dwarf, Then It's Probably A Dwarf Or A Latrine Wearing Dungerees.

Me," Artemis Blurted. "i'm The Nut." Artemis Could Have Sworn The Squid Winked At Him Before Bringing The Five-ton Chunk Of Spacecraft Swinging Down Toward The Morsel Of Meat In Its Blue Shell. "i'm The Nut!" Artemis Shouted Again, A Little Hysterically, It Must Be Said.

Very Well. I Understand. Just ... Shut Up!

If I Win, I'm A Prodigy. If I Lose, Then I'm Crazy. That's The Way History Is Written.

You Know You're In Trouble When Your Own Imagination Starts Punishing You.