It Would Be A Better World If

The Biggest Seller Is Cookbooks And The Second Is Diet Books - How Not To Eat What You've Just Learned How To Cook.

Dogs Are Nicer Than People.

The Last Birthday That's Any Good Is 23.

I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire. Writers Never Stop Writing.

I Never Get Over Feeling Bad About Tearing Open A Beautifully Wrapped Present. It Takes Ten Seconds To Destroy A Work Of Art That Took Someone Ten Minutes To Accomplish.