It Was Queen Elizabeth Who Made Me

Windows 95 Is What Rube Goldberg Would Have Designed If He'd Studied Cartooning At M.i.t.

A Man Writing A Letter Is A Man In The Act Of Thinking, And It Was An Exercise Reagan Obviously Enjoyed. After His First Meeting With Gorbachev, For Example, He Sent A 'dear Murph' Letter About It To His Old Friend George Murphy, A Former Senator And Actor Who Had Once Played Reagan's Father In A Film.

Inanimate Objects Can Be Classified Scientifically Into Three Major Categories: Those That Don't Work, Those That Break Down And Those That Get Lost.

It Is Safest To Shut Up And Pay, Which Is What I Shall Eventually Do, Though I Shall Hate Having To Sell The Children.

Notice, For Example, That People Who Talk About "the Joys Of Childhood" Are Always Adults. Only An Adult, Utterly Remote From The Reality Of Childhood, Could Suppose It Is Time Of Joys.