It Was Public Art, Defined As Art

In My Experience, If You Go To A Hospital For Any Reason Whatsoever, Including To Read The Gas Meter, They Give You A Tetanus Shot.

You Should Never Pick Up A Newspaper When You're Feeling Good, Because Every Newspaper Has A Special Department, Called The Bummer Desk, Which Is Responsible For Digging Up Depressing Front-page Stories.

The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be Arranged To Spell 'embrace Beer.'

After The War, Prohibition Was Passed, And With Liquor No Longer Legally Available The Nation Plunged Headlong Into The Great Depression.

The Method Preferred By Most Balding Men For Making Themselves Look Silly Is Called The Comb Over.