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The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be Arranged To Spell 'embrace Beer.'
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The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be
Dave Barry
The Letters In 'brace Beemer' Can Be Arranged To Spell 'embrace Beer.'
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