It Was My Father Who Taught Me

When I Wrote 'dear Fatty,' I Realised That Sitting And Writing Alone Is An Absolute Joy.

If I Had Been Around When Rubens Was Painting, I Would Have Been Revered As A Fabulous Model. Kate Moss? Well, She Would Have Been The Paintbrush.

I Never Do Any Television Without Chocolate. That's My Motto And I Live By It. Quite Often I Write The Scripts And I Make Sure There Are Chocolate Scenes. Actually I'm A Bit Of A Chocolate Tart And Will Eat Anything. It's Amazing I'm So Slim.

The Only Time I Did Not Know How To Be, Physically, Was When I Lost A Lot Of Weight. That Was The Only Time I Didn't Understand My Body.

Why Would I Worry About Getting Older - What's To Moan About?