It Used To Be Said: As Gm

No More Pencils, No More Books, No More Teachers' Dirty Looks, When The Teacher Rings The Bell, Drop Your Books And Run Like Hell

Satan Sent Her From The Bowels Of Hell, I Should Have Recognized Old Jezebel.

Nurse Rozetta, I Won't Let Her Catch Me Peering Down Her Sweeter.

What Most People Don't Understand Is That Ufos Are On A Cosmic Tourist Route. That's Why They're Always Seen In Arizona, Scotland, And New Mexico. Another Thing To Consider Is That All Three Of Those Destinations Are Good Places To Play Golf. So There's Possibly Some Connection Between Aliens And Golf.

There Was A Period Of Time When I Thought I Had To Be Alice Cooper All The Time.