I Don't Know, But I've Been Told,

Nobody And Nothing Beats The Simpsons. Even After All This Time, It's Still The Best Satire Since Monty Python.

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.

I Don't Know, But I've Been Told, The Streets Of Hell Are Paved With Gold.

The Two Most Joyous Times Of The Year Are Christmas Morning And The End Of School.

Oh, I Love To Lie. That's One Of My Favorite Things In The World, Coming Up To Somebody, Especially Press People, And Telling Them Some Enormous Lie That Couldn't Possibly Be True.