It Turns Out Superman Is Weak To

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I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.

Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good Saint.

Don't Get Me Wrong, I Love The Idea Of Killing Unwanted Babies, It's Just That The Idea Of Letting Women Make A Decision Doesn't Sit Well With Me.

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.