It Must Be A Terrible Pressure To

I Was So Flattered That Someone Wanted Me To Write A Book, I Said I Would. It Was Published In 1969.

The Aristocrat, When He Wants To, Has Very Good Manners. The Scottish Upper Classes, In Particular, Have That Shell-shocked Look That Probably Comes From Banging Their Heads On Low Beams Leaping To Their Feet Whenever A Woman Comes Into The Room. Aristocrats Are Also Deeply Male Chauvinist, And ... On The Whole They Tend To Be Reactionary.

Always Be Nice To Everyone In The Firm On The Way Up. You Never Know Who You May Meet On The Way Down.

People Who Can Write A Book Usually Do.

Hurting Other People Is Not Excusable Because You've Been Hurt Yourself.