I Wrote My Earliest Piece For The

I Live At Home And, If I Want To Start Work At 11 O'clock, I Can.

The Memo's Chief Function ... Is As A Track-coverer, So That You Can Turn On Someone Six Months Later And Snarl: 'well, You Should Have Known About It, I Sent You A Memo.

Never Drink Black Coffee At Lunch; It Will Keep You Awake All Afternoon.

But I Always Seem To Finish A Book And Then Think, Oh God, I've Got To Pay A Tax Bill, So I'd Better Write A Novel, So I Tend Not To Stop And Learn Word Processing.

Leo, Sadly, Has Parkinsons, But He Used To Cook All Sorts Of Dazzling Things.