It Isn't Enough For You To Love

The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks Is To Listen To Them.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.