It Isn't Enough For You To Love

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

It Is Pretty Hard To Tell What Does Bring Happiness; Poverty And Wealth Have Both Failed.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.