It Is One Of The Major Tragedies

When You Think That Most Of Us Are Doomed By Divine Grace To Roast In Hell, To Say Nothing Of Mortgages And Hail And Bad Crops And Extravagant Womenfolks, 'tain't Any Laughing Matter!

It Isn't What You Earn But How Spend It That Fixes Your Class.

When Facism Comes To America, It Will Be Wrapped In The American Flag.

If Travel Were So Inspiring And Informing A Business ... Then The Wisest Men In The World Would Be Deck Hands On Tramp Steamers.

Cure The Evils Of Democracy By The Evils Of Fascism! Funny Therapeutics! I've Heard Of Their Curing Syphilis By Giving The Patient Malaria, But I've Never Heard Of Their Curing Malaria By Giving The Patient Syphilis.