It Is One Of Life's Bitterest Truths

The Movie Was Kickass, Which Was Appropriate, Because Tonight It Was Called Kickass: The Movie.

It Is Not The Diamonds Or The Birds, The People Or The Potatoes, It Is Not Any Of The Nouns. The Miracle Is The Adverbs, The Way Things Are Done. It Is The Way Love Gets Done Despite Every Catastrophe.

I Don't Know Why Wicked Places Generally Look Wicked. You'd Think They'd Look Nice, To Fool People, But They Hardly Ever Do.

Never, Under Any Circumstances, Let The Virginian Wolfsnake Near A Typewriter.

Never Look A Gift Lion In The Mouth.