It Is Not That I Am Mad,

To Xeniades, Who Had Purchased Diogenes At The Slave Market, He Said, "come, See That You Obey Orders."

Good Men Nowhere, But Good Boys At Sparta.

Of What Use Is A Philosopher Who Doesn't Hurt Anybody's Feelings?

Other Dogs Bite Only Their Enemies, Whereas I Bite Also My Friends In Order To Save Them.

Perdiccas Threatened To Put Him To Death Unless He Came To Him, "that's Nothing Wonderful," Diogenes Said, "for A Beetle Or A Tarantula Would Do The Same."