Even If I Am But A Pretender

Aristotle Was Once Asked What Those Who Tell Lies Gain By It. Said He - That When They Speak Truth They Are Not Believed.

Of What Use Is A Philosopher Who Doesn't Hurt Anybody's Feelings?

If I Lack Awareness, Then Why Should I Care What Happens To Me When I Am Dead?

When Alexander The Great Addressed Him With Greetings, And Asked If He Wanted Anything, Diogenes Replied "yes, Stand A Little Out Of My Sunshine."

Once He Saw The Officials Of A Temple Leading Away Some One Who Had Stolen A Bowl Belonging To The Treasurers, And Said, "the Great Thieves Are Leading Away The Little Thief."