It Is Not Enough To Know What

All Professions Are Conspiracies Against The Laity.

There Is Nothing So Bad Or So Good That You Will Not Find Englishmen Doing It; But You Will Never Find An Englishman In The Wrong. He Does Everything On Principle.

Only In Books Has Mankind Known Perfect Truth, Love And Beauty.

Liquor Is The Chloroform Which Enables The Poor Man To Endure The Painful Operation Of Living.

A Man Never Tells You Anything Until You Contradict Him.