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Cruelty Would Be Delicious If One Could Only Find Some Sort Of Cruelty That Didn't Really Hurt.

The Lesson Intended By An Author Is Hardly Ever The Lesson The World Chooses To Learn From His Book.

When A Thing Is Funny, Search It Carefully For A Hidden Truth.

Let Wife And Child Perish, And Lay Bricks For Your Last Crust, Rather Than Part With An Iota Of Your [copy]rights.

Women Upset Everything. When You Let Them Into Your Life, You Find That The Woman Is Driving At One Thing And You're Driving At Another.