If You Teach A Man Anything, He

Do You Think That The Things People Make Fools Of Themselves About Are Any Less Real And True Than The Things They Behave Sensibly About? They Are More True: They Are The Only Things That Are True.

Very Nice Sort Of Place, Oxford, I Should Think, For People That Like That Sort Of Place.

Man Is The Only Animals Of Which I Am Thoroughly And Cravenly Afraid.

A Broken Heart Is A Very Pleasant Complaint For A Man In London If He Has A Comfortable Income.

The Only Sensible Person Is My Tailor. He Measures Me Anew Each Time He Sees Me.