If You Teach A Man Anything, He

Telling The Truth Is The Funniest Joke In The World.

Fashions Are The Only Induced Epidemics, Proving That Epidemics Can Be Induced By Tradesmen.

All Roads End At The Grave, Which Is The Gate To Nothingness.

Our Lives Are Shaped Not As Much By Our Experiences As By Our Expectations.

Eternal Is The Fact That The Human Creature Born In Ireland And Brought Up In Its Air Is Irish. I Have Lived For Twenty Years In Ireland And For Seventy-two In England; But The Twenty Came First And In Britain I Am Still A Foreigner And Shall Die One.