It Is Impossible To Imitate Voltaire Without

The Greatest And Noblest Pleasure Which We Have In This World Is To Discover New Truths, And The Next Is To Shake Off Old Prejudices.

Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This Must Be Prevented. My People Must Drink Beer.

Great Things Are Achieved Only When We Take Great Risks.

You Will Certainly Grant Me That Neither Antiquity Nor Whatever Nation Has Devised A More Repulsive And Blasphemous Absurdity Than That Of Eating Your God. This Is The Most Disgusting Dogma Of Christian Religion, The Greatest Insult To The Highest Being, The Climax Of Madness And Insanity.

A Crown Is Merely A Hat That Lets The Rain In.