It Is Easier For Women To Succeed

Most Children Turn Out Badly Because They Have The Wrong Parental Image. This Doesn't Mean Their Parents Are Criminal. It Means They Are Boring And Cruel.

All A Woman Needs Is A Good Bath, Clean Clothes, And For Her Hair To Be Combed. These Things She Can Do Herself. I Very Seldom Go To The Hairdresser, But When I Do, I Just Marvel.

American Men, As A Group, Seem To Be Interested In Only Two Things, Money And Breasts. It Seems A Very Narrow Outlook.

I Have Never Seen A Wrestling Match Or A Prize Fight, And I Don't Want To. When I Find Out A Man Is Interested In These Sports, I Drop Him.

Because You Don't Live Near A Bakery Doesn't Mean You Have To Go Without Cheesecake.