It Is Awful Hard To Get People

If You Make Any Money, The Government Shoves You In The Creek Once A Year With It In Your Pockets, And All That Don't Get Wet You Can Keep.

The South Is Dry And Will Vote Dry. That Is, Everybody That Is Sober Enough To Stagger To The Polls Will.

They Used To Take Your Horse And If They Were Caught They Got Hung For It. Now They Take Your Car, And If They Are Caught It's A Miracle.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

Many A Politician Wishes There Was A Law To Burn Old Records.