It Is Appalling To Make Jesus Out

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Faith Means Making A Virtue Out Of Not Thinking. It's Nothing To Brag About.

Democrats Are Afraid Of Polls. Republicans Aren`t Afraid Of Polls. Republicans Make Polls. Democrats Run From Polls.