It Is A Simple Fact That All

I Thank You For Not Snoring.

With Women, I've Got A Long Bamboo Pole With A Leather Loop On The End. I Slip The Loop Around Their Necks So They Can't Get Away Or Come Too Close. Like Catching Snakes.

An Actor's A Guy Who, If You Ain't Talking About Him, Ain't Listening.

I Don't Stretch My Hand Out Anymore, But I Never Get Tired Of Waiting For The Next Magic.

I Have Eyes Like Those Of A Dead Pig.