It Is A Glorious Thing To Be

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Though I'm Anything But Clever, I Could Talk Like That Forever.

Life's Perhaps The Only Riddle That We Shrink From Giving Up.

I Am The Captain Of The Pinafore ; And A Right Good Captain Too! . . . . And I'm Never, Never Sick At Sea! What, Never? No, Never! What Never? Hardly Ever! He's Hardly Ever Sick At Sea! Then Give Three Cheers, And One Cheer More, For The Hardy Captain Of The Pinafore!

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!