It Is A Glorious Thing To Be

Utopia's Quite Another Land; In Her Enterprising Movements, She Is England--with Improvements

When In That House Mps Divide/if They've A Brain And Cerebellum, Too/they've Got To Leave That Brain Outside/and Vote Just As Their Leaders Tell 'em To.

Bless Your Heart, They Don't Mind--they're Exceedingly Kind-- They Don't Blame You--as Long As You're Funny!

Darwinian Man, Though Well-behaved, At Best Is Only A Monkey Shaved.

He Led His Regiment From Behind. He Found It Less Exciting.