It Is A Glorious Thing To Be

On My Face Extended Flat I Was Walloped With A Cat For Listening At The Key-hole Of The Door.

Isn't Your Life Extremely Flat,with Nothing To Grumble At?

Things Are Seldom What They Seem.

It's Love That Makes The World Go Round.

Oh, I Am A Cook And A Captain Bold, And The Mate Of The Nancybrig, And A Bos'sun Tight, And A Midshipmite, And The Crew Of The Captain's Gig!