It Is A Disturbing Conundrum That True

You Don't Need Little League. You Don't Even Need Nine Kids. Four Is Plenty-a Pitcher, A Batter, And A Couple Of Shaggers. You Can Play Ball All Day Long. My Kids Used To Try To Get Me Out There, But I'd Just Say, "go Play With Your Brothers." If Kids Want To Do Something, They'll Do It. They Don't Need Adults To Do It For Them.

Nobody Did Nothin' To Nobody.

I Can See How He (sandy Koufax) Won Twenty-five Games. What I Don't Understand Is How He Lost Five.

The Ballparks Have Gotten Too Crowded. That's Why Nobody Goes To See The Game Anymore.

We Were Over-whelming Underdogs.