It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go

You Know It's Very Difficult To Be An Actor, And To Have People Depending On You To Say The Right Line, At The Right Time, And To Not Be Able To Hear Your Cues! I Can't Tell You How Many Times I Would've Had To Have Said What? If I Didn't Have My Hearing Aids. So My Hearing Aids Are A Life Saver, And They Allow Me To Practice My Craft.

Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

The Reason There's A Question Mark On My Front Door Is Just In Case I Forget My Address.

I Like My Sex The Way I Play Basketball, One On One With As Little Dribbling As Possible.

I've Finally Found My Home - As Lt. Frank Drebin.