It Doesn't Really Matter Where I Go

The Actual Distance A Bad Golfer Is Going To Hit The Ball With Any Club Obviously Depends On Many Factors, Not The Least Of Which Is Whether The Ball Was Actually Hit At All.

I Used To Have This Dream That Somebody Was Knocking At My Door. I'd Say 'who Is It?' And They'd Answer 'police.' I'd Open The Door And They Would Say To Me, 'pack Your Bags. We Realized You Have No Talent.

I Played A Lot Of Leaders, Autocratic Sorts; Perhaps It Was My Canadian Accent.

Doing Nothing Is Very Tough To Do Because You Never Know When You're Finished. The Upside Is That From The Moment You Wake Up In The Morning, You're On The Job.

Those Who The Gods Seek To Destroy First, Learn How To Play Golf.