It Doesn't Matter Where You Are In

It Doesn't Matter Where You Are In Your Own Personal Development, Nor Has It Mattered Where You Have Been Culturally; Dogs Simply Don't Pass Judgment On You The Way All Of The Rest Of Life And All Your Other Companions Seem To.

Being Patted Is What It Is All About.

I Always Thought That My Canine Family Tended To View Me As The Funny-looking Two-legged Dog Who Runs The Can Opener.

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.

We Are All Pirates At Heart. There Is Not One Of Us Who Hasn't Had A Little Larceny In His Soul. And Which One Of Us Wouldn't Soar If God Had Thought There Was Merit In The Idea? So, When We See One Of Those Great Widespread Pirates Soaring Across The Grain Of Sea Winds We Thrill, And We Long, And, If We Are Honest, We Curse That We Must Be Men Every Day. Why Not One Day A Bird! There's An Idea, Now, One Day Out Of Seven A Pirate In The Sky. What Puny Power A Man Can Attain By Comparison. Compare A 747 With A Bird And Blush!